you know that one friend who says the most hilarious most wonderful things basically every time they open their mouth

i have recently been informed that it’s weird to say ‘also!’ instead of ‘me too’

i’d answer you but i think i’ll just stare at this weird sentence for a while instead. why do they be a thing indeed.

why grammar when i could also not

WAIT SHIT DO I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO WATCH STAR TREK

why do expensive clothes be a thing when they could just not

#woah

When she died, men in labcoats like angel-wings
spread her, perished,
on a silver table -
and with ceremonial scissors, carved her flesh.
Delving into her gut, they made lists of their discoveries:

there were poems,
whole inky poems stuck in her ribcage like kites in a tree –
the words whispered when they were pulled into the air,
the coroner held them up for all the doctors and nurses to hear.
Next, they searched her kidneys, finding them full of cobblestones and paving-stones,
leaking dust from a far-off city. They were piled beside the cadaver,
a strange, small pyramid.

There were photographs filling her stomach,
memories - laughing voices, bare feet –
in the liver, and music filling the heart.

Next, from her veins, they pulled a string of quotations.
Printed words underlined in blue ink, phrases she’d whispered to herself at 3 AM.
They were worn from frequent use.

And so, the breakthrough came: HUMANS ARE THOUGHTS

blood and bone, cells and atoms - were irrelevant,
the doctors decided, in the face of laughing life.
And at the time of death,
so breakthrough article in the medical journal proclaimed,
we are nothing but the sum of all we love.

-Beth Lilyan (via ghastlystatue)
Anonymous said:
11, 23, 34, 36

11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life? yeah!

23: how have you felt today? good, i guess?

34: are you a patient person? probably idk!

36: favorite color? blue! :D

niacooy said:
8, 10, 13, 22

08: favorite song ? uhhhh idk probably ‘take your time (coming home)’ by fun.

10: is there one person you want to be with right now? ahahaha yep

13: what are three things you did today? watched ‘edward scissorhands’, read stuff, listened to music?

22: can you do the alphabet in sign language? nooooo way

#pls
do this please
01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
04: what are you listening to?
05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
08: favorite song ?
09: kiss on the first date?
10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
12: is there something you would like to say to someone?
13: what are three things you did today?
14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
17: what is on your wrists right now?
18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?
22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?
23: how have you felt today?
24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
25: what is wrong with you right now?
26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
31: what were you doing an hour ago?
32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?
33: are you wearing jeans right now?
34: are you a patient person?
35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
36: favorite color?
37: did you have a dream last night?
38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?
41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
42: do you like meeting new people?
43: are you afraid of falling in love?
44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?

(Source: blogwithmeifyouwanttolive)

I WAS EXPECTING MICHAEL TO BE SOME MEDIOCRE-ISH ANGRY-LOOKING SKINNY GUY

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS